Traveling InDOGnito in La Verne

May 11, 2009
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0192I was just shipped from China in a big crate, so I can’t tell you how good it is to stretch my legs in your city. To tell you the truth, I thought I’d be here earlier, but the boat was pretty slow. And with that new L.A. County sales tax of 9.25%, I didn’t know if my new parents, LaVerneOnline, had enough kibble to bail me out of customs. 9.25%! If that doesn’t make you chase your tail.

Speaking of LaVerneOnline.com, they have me on a pretty short leash right now, but I have a feeling I’ll be running with the big dogs soon enough. Right now, I’m just doing street corner gigs, but I’m sure LVO will throw me a few bones once I prove myself.

In fact, I don’t even like bones. I’m a people person. Leave canine cravings to Chihuahuas and Cocker Spaniels. I like chocolate chip cookies, the good stuff.

That’s all for now. Tell all your friends to go online and sign up for a free subscription. And when I wave my big fat brown paw at you, wave back. In America, waves and smiles are still free.

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